<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317</id><updated>2012-04-25T15:14:41.347-07:00</updated><category term='Unbelievable'/><category term='Cool'/><category term='Regrets'/><category term='Steve'/><category term='Fat'/><category term='Animals'/><category term='Cute'/><category term='Women'/><category term='Pointless'/><category term='Opinions'/><category term='Poop'/><category term='Irreverence'/><category term='Dropping Bombs'/><category term='Big Trouble in Little China'/><category term='Weirdness'/><category term='Sex'/><category term='Man'/><category term='That&apos;s What She Said'/><category term='Trials and 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sex'/><title type='text'>Please Tell Me You've Never (Ever) Done This: Why Women Hate Men</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 224px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R82NiK5fTe8/SKEMQoifxVI/AAAAAAAAAqU/NtFi5fm16tQ/s400/beautiful.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;***NOT 100% WORK SAFE. MOST PAGES ARE BUT OPEN WITH CAUTION***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever tried to lure a women by posting pictures of your penis or by explaining how you are, "the best clit eater they've ever had taste them?" *shudder* If so, it's time to find an alternative to sex because it's a lost cause. On the off chance this is not how you attempt to court women (while perusing the Internet personals), then let your jaw drop as you read some of the worst personal ads ever posted. This fellas, is why women hate men.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6560571695450264317-9091242690315760975?l=www.sucklessblogs.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/feeds/9091242690315760975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/05/please-tell-me-youve-never-ever-done.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/9091242690315760975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/9091242690315760975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/05/please-tell-me-youve-never-ever-done.html' title='Please Tell Me You&apos;ve Never (Ever) Done This: Why Women Hate Men'/><author><name>Suckless Blogs</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_xbX8RLLMfOk/R5JqdYEaetI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L1Xov8RmOwY/S220/Small+Profile+Pic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R82NiK5fTe8/SKEMQoifxVI/AAAAAAAAAqU/NtFi5fm16tQ/s72-c/beautiful.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317.post-5986089415548233870</id><published>2009-05-11T11:05:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-13T15:55:34.044-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Weirdness'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sex with Clowns'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Jokes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sarcasm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Life, Less Boring. 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