<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317</id><updated>2012-04-25T15:14:41.347-07:00</updated><category term='Unbelievable'/><category term='Cool'/><category term='Regrets'/><category term='Steve'/><category term='Fat'/><category term='Animals'/><category term='Cute'/><category term='Women'/><category term='Pointless'/><category term='Opinions'/><category term='Poop'/><category term='Irreverence'/><category term='Dropping Bombs'/><category term='Big Trouble in Little China'/><category term='Weirdness'/><category term='Sex'/><category term='Man'/><category term='That&apos;s What She Said'/><category term='Trials and Tribulations'/><category term='bonus'/><category term='Jokes'/><category term='News'/><category term='Funny'/><category term='Fail'/><category term='Hate'/><category term='Quotes'/><category term='Hater'/><category term='Uncontainable Joy'/><category term='Real Talk'/><category term='Text Message'/><category term='Educational'/><category term='Credit Cards'/><category term='PIty'/><category term='Uplifting'/><category term='Internet Dating'/><category term='International Fame'/><category term='Fake Smiles'/><category term='Japander'/><category term='Deal of a lifetime'/><category term='amazing'/><category term='Life'/><category term='Mistakes'/><category term='Japan'/><category term='Manliness'/><category term='Wrong'/><category term='Fashion'/><category term='Engrish'/><category term='Cutting off Your Own Arm'/><category term='World Events'/><category term='Right'/><category term='Disapproving'/><category term='Random'/><category term='Twitter'/><category term='Girlfriend'/><category term='Reality'/><category term='Newspaper'/><category term='English'/><category term='Hipsters'/><category term='Sarcasm'/><category term='Sex with Clowns'/><category term='Magic Things'/><category term='Shocking'/><category term='Pop Culture'/><category term='Judgement'/><category term='Mullets'/><category term='Bionic Arms'/><category term='Jumping off Cliffs'/><category term='Disgusting'/><category term='Douchebag'/><category term='Nautical Bliss'/><category term='Suck'/><category term='Oops'/><category term='Air Sex'/><category term='Penguin'/><category term='Rabbits'/><category term='Homosexuals'/><category term='Argue'/><category term='Sexy'/><category term='Bad Night'/><category term='Crazy'/><category term='Tragic'/><category term='Money'/><category term='Making Enemies'/><category term='Personal Goals'/><category term='Dating'/><category term='Awesomeness'/><category term='Structural Reorganization'/><category term='Cooking'/><category term='Irony'/><category term='Boats'/><category term='Memorial Day Weekend'/><category term='Happiness'/><category term='Good Night'/><category term='Domestic Dominance'/><category term='Men'/><category term='Plane Crashes'/><category term='Bizarre'/><category term='extra'/><category term='No'/><category term='Unique'/><category term='Argument'/><category term='Stupidity'/><category term='Horn'/><category term='Americana'/><category term='Hot Chicks'/><category term='Useful'/><category term='Texting'/><title type='text'>Suckless Blogs</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/-/PIty'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/search/label/PIty'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Suckless Blogs</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_xbX8RLLMfOk/R5JqdYEaetI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L1Xov8RmOwY/S220/Small+Profile+Pic.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317.post-6299599084470510028</id><published>2009-05-04T13:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T14:39:46.018-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='PIty'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Irony'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Your Life Could Suck Worse. FML.</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.fmylife.com/"&gt;http://www.fmylife.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't stress this enough, DO NOT IGNORE FML BECAUSE THERE'S NO PICTURE HERE!! Don't do it. If you do you'll eventually be posting this, "I wound up in the mental ward thinking things couldn't get any worse because I have the saddest story I've ever heard, and to make it more painful everything happened semi-ironically for dramatic emphasis. I thought I was all alone but now I'm sitting here writing on Fmylife knowing that it could've been so much worse but it's too late 'cause now they won't let me out. Good bye cruel world, you have taunted me so and I won't take it anymore. Fuck my life."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Don't wind up writing that, I just did and it sucked, trust me. 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