tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65605716954502643172012-04-25T15:14:41.347-07:00Suckless Blogsnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317.post-40105104134042675682009-05-21T11:21:00.001-07:002009-05-21T11:47:41.282-07:00I don't make the rules, but according to Urban Dictionary "<a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=that%27s%20what%20she%20said">That's What She Said</a>" is now the most versatile joke on the planet. Let's look at some examples of how this little ditty can be used...<br /><br />Try the spotted dick?<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I've never had one of those before.</span><br />That's what she said.<br /><br />(Observing a soccer goal)<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">From this angle it always looks like its going in.</span><br />That's what she said.<br /><br />Look at my new car<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">What do you do with one that's so big</span><br />That's what she said<br /><br />You get the idea. I'm not questioning the accuracy of Urban Dictionary, because I love them, but most versatile? I'm not so sure, it points the joke in a decidedly singular direction, although the funnel can start from just about anywhere.<br /><br />I know you're aching for more (That's what she said) so here's a nice little blog for you that takes other people's <a href="http://thatswh.at/">TWSS jokes on twitter</a> and collects them. Enjoy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6560571695450264317-4010510413404267568?l=www.sucklessblogs.com' alt='' /></div>Suckless Blogsnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317.post-59860894155482338702009-05-11T11:05:00.000-07:002009-05-13T15:55:34.044-07:00<a href="http://thebloggess.com/">http://thebloggess.com/</a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://thebloggess.com/"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 528px; height: 124px;" src="http://www.thebloggess.com/images/top.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Here's a quick checklist to see if you might like reading along with The Bloggess...<br /><br />Do you enjoy clown sex and/or not enjoy clown sex?<br />Would you potentially be entertained by lemur meat suits?<br />If you caught a fish that had arms attached to it would you notice?<br />Hypothetically speaking, would you find it funny if a giraffes peed on someone?<br /><br />If you answered yes or no to any of the above questions, then enter. The Bloggess awaits.<br /><br />PS. <a href="http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/clown-porn-50791/">Bonus Clown Porn Link</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6560571695450264317-5986089415548233870?l=www.sucklessblogs.com' alt='' /></div>Suckless Blogsnoreply@blogger.com0