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type='text'>Don't Worry, the Mattress Police Have Our Backs</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.mattresspolice.com/images/camryn_fat.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattresspolice.com/"&gt;http://www.mattresspolice.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattresspolice.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 431px;" src="http://www.mattresspolice.com/images/camryn_fat.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Sometimes all it takes is a little general irreverence to brighten your day. 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