<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317</id><updated>2012-04-25T15:14:41.347-07:00</updated><category term='Unbelievable'/><category term='Cool'/><category term='Regrets'/><category term='Steve'/><category term='Fat'/><category term='Animals'/><category term='Cute'/><category term='Women'/><category term='Pointless'/><category term='Opinions'/><category term='Poop'/><category term='Irreverence'/><category term='Dropping Bombs'/><category term='Big Trouble in Little China'/><category term='Weirdness'/><category term='Sex'/><category term='Man'/><category term='That&apos;s What She Said'/><category term='Trials and 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scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hate'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Sex'/><title type='text'>Please Tell Me You've Never (Ever) Done This: Why Women Hate Men</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 224px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R82NiK5fTe8/SKEMQoifxVI/AAAAAAAAAqU/NtFi5fm16tQ/s400/beautiful.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;***NOT 100% WORK SAFE. MOST PAGES ARE BUT OPEN WITH CAUTION***&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever tried to lure a women by posting pictures of your penis or by explaining how you are, "the best clit eater they've ever had taste them?" *shudder* If so, it's time to find an alternative to sex because it's a lost cause. On the off chance this is not how you attempt to court women (while perusing the Internet personals), then let your jaw drop as you read some of the worst personal ads ever posted. This fellas, is why women hate men.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6560571695450264317-9091242690315760975?l=www.sucklessblogs.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/feeds/9091242690315760975/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/05/please-tell-me-youve-never-ever-done.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/9091242690315760975'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/9091242690315760975'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/05/please-tell-me-youve-never-ever-done.html' title='Please Tell Me You&apos;ve Never (Ever) Done This: Why Women Hate Men'/><author><name>Suckless Blogs</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_xbX8RLLMfOk/R5JqdYEaetI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L1Xov8RmOwY/S220/Small+Profile+Pic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R82NiK5fTe8/SKEMQoifxVI/AAAAAAAAAqU/NtFi5fm16tQ/s72-c/beautiful.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317.post-6791260811926344902</id><published>2009-05-05T10:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-05T10:28:29.997-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hater'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Penguin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Cute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>Fuck Animals, But Especially Fuck YOU Penguin</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 125px; height: 213px;" src="http://img.printfection.com/13/81156/tBM0F.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Why all the animosity? I mean just cause they waddle like they just ate all your food and can't fly even though they're "birds"... okay, so maybe they're a little weird. Anyway, if you're the type of person that secretly hates things that are cute and/or benign then you'll love this site. On second thought, if you're the kind of person who loves or hates anything at all you'll love this site, it's the funniest thing out there, seriously. Check it.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6560571695450264317-6791260811926344902?l=www.sucklessblogs.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/feeds/6791260811926344902/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/04/fuck-animals-but-especially-fuck-you.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/6791260811926344902'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/6791260811926344902'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/04/fuck-animals-but-especially-fuck-you.html' title='Fuck Animals, But Especially Fuck YOU Penguin'/><author><name>Suckless Blogs</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_xbX8RLLMfOk/R5JqdYEaetI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L1Xov8RmOwY/S220/Small+Profile+Pic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6560571695450264317.post-8067131405880354484</id><published>2009-04-29T23:21:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-30T09:09:17.302-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hater'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hipsters'/><title type='text'>Look at This Fucking Hipster</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/"&gt;http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com/&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 475px; height: 700px;" src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/37jsqloFrmsx80ckaejjVAMko1_500.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;If you're like most people, you don't think much of hipsters. Which means if you're like most people, you'll find these hipster idles (sic) hilariously ridiculous. What happens during your childhood to make you grow up like this? Cry for help is an understatement. As a side note, this blog is ludicrously well named, so look at this fucking hipster.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6560571695450264317-8067131405880354484?l=www.sucklessblogs.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/feeds/8067131405880354484/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/04/look-at-this-fucking-hipster.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/8067131405880354484'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6560571695450264317/posts/default/8067131405880354484'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.sucklessblogs.com/2009/04/look-at-this-fucking-hipster.html' title='Look at This Fucking Hipster'/><author><name>Suckless Blogs</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='21' height='32' src='http://bp3.blogger.com/_xbX8RLLMfOk/R5JqdYEaetI/AAAAAAAAAAM/L1Xov8RmOwY/S220/Small+Profile+Pic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
