Suckless Blogs

I'm On A Boat (With T-Pain)

2009-06-04T10:38:00.000-07:00

I just need to make sure you've seen this... I feel it's very important.

From Air Sex to ... Did I Mention Air Sex?

2009-06-03T11:54:00.000-07:00

http://laughingsquid.com/

Stealing ideas from Japan is always a good idea, I think we all know that, but an air sex competition? Well that's just plain obvious, I really don't understand how we never thought of it. Luckily we're out of the dark ages and Laughing Squid is helping us see the highlights. So whether you wanna see chicks pretending to be dudes humping make believe chicks or ... something else... there's a bunch of cool stuff and interesting vids for your amusement here.

Because The News Shouldn't Suck As Bad As Everything In It

2009-05-14T09:39:00.000-07:00

http://www.misanthropytoday.com/

I know what you're thinking, another freakin news site... Yawn. Well stop that, stop that right now. This isn't boring news like politics and local crime. This is a site covering important issues, like how to safely avoid panhandlers, the merits of teabagging, and how to properly conduct a revenge plot against yourself. Sure everything in the world might suck, but Misanthropy Today doesn't.

Is That A Horn Or A Poop? My Only Kidding.

2009-05-13T11:12:00.000-07:00

http://www.myonlykidding.com/If Satan's horns look like this I can understand why he'd be in such a bad mood all the time, it looks like this lady's forehead is trying to pinch a loaf... gross. I'm going to be honest with you, if this picture doesn't get you interested enough to at least check out this blog, well then your loss. From Japanders to old ladies with horns, there is are quite a few amusing topics broached at My Only Kidding.

Life, Less Boring. The Bloggess Speaks.

2009-05-11T11:05:00.000-07:00

http://thebloggess.com/Here's a quick checklist to see if you might like reading along with The Bloggess...

Do you enjoy clown sex and/or not enjoy clown sex?
Would you potentially be entertained by lemur meat suits?
If you caught a fish that had arms attached to it would you notice?
Hypothetically speaking, would you find it funny if a giraffes peed on someone?

If you answered yes or no to any of the above questions, then enter. The Bloggess awaits.

PS. Bonus Clown Porn Link

Put It In Writing: Texts From Last Night

2009-05-08T12:13:00.000-07:00

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/FACT: Drunk texting is a regrettable experience 99% of the time.
FACT: The more you regret it, the funnier other people will think it is.
FACT: You want to be the only friend you have that knows about Textsfromlastnight.com.
FACT: If something you've sent to somebody is on here, you don't want anyone to know.
FACT: Texts From Last Night is Hilarious with a capital H. Check it.

Let Me Show You My 'No' Face. Disapproving Rabbits.

2009-05-07T12:00:00.000-07:00

http://www.disapprovingrabbits.com/I used to think bunnies were cute little fluff balls that hopped around and pooped everywhere, but thanks to Disapproving Rabbits I now know they're just little grumpy old men who need a shave. See how many ways rabbits can express their disapproval and you'll never look at them the same again. Don't you scowl at me rabbit, don't you do it you little bastard.

Just For Argument's Sake, Your Girlfriend Could Be Crazier

2009-05-06T10:46:00.000-07:00

http://www.mil-millington.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Today I was remembering an old girlfriend of mine that made me welcome the idea of somehow winding up in a horror movie so I could be sure at least one of us would be killed. I figured with a 50/50 chance it would be her that died first, those odds were reasonable enough to take my chances. Many of us have dated some pretty crazy people, but the couple in this blog may take the cake. With arguments on topics ranging from how to use a mirror when shaving to wearing your girlfriend's underwear, there's not much these two agree on and they know it.

Ain't No One Can Rock a Mullet Like Me

2009-05-05T11:00:00.000-07:00

http://mulletlikeme.com/
Do you like NASCAR? If you do, then you probably already know what it's like to be a redneck with a mullet trying to fit into modern society. For the rest of us, we are equally confused by the appeal of cut-off beer shirts and cars turning left over and over again. Luckily, there's one man and his mullet going underground to bring us the perspective of the mullet-laden man in America. Check out Mullet Like Me and see what it's like.

Fuck Animals, But Especially Fuck YOU Penguin

2009-05-05T10:59:00.000-07:00

http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/Why all the animosity? I mean just cause they waddle like they just ate all your food and can't fly even though they're "birds"... okay, so maybe they're a little weird. Anyway, if you're the type of person that secretly hates things that are cute and/or benign then you'll love this site. On second thought, if you're the kind of person who loves or hates anything at all you'll love this site, it's the funniest thing out there, seriously. Check it.

Your Life Could Suck Worse. FML.

2009-05-04T13:13:00.000-07:00

http://www.fmylife.com

I can't stress this enough, DO NOT IGNORE FML BECAUSE THERE'S NO PICTURE HERE!! Don't do it. If you do you'll eventually be posting this, "I wound up in the mental ward thinking things couldn't get any worse because I have the saddest story I've ever heard, and to make it more painful everything happened semi-ironically for dramatic emphasis. I thought I was all alone but now I'm sitting here writing on Fmylife knowing that it could've been so much worse but it's too late 'cause now they won't let me out. Good bye cruel world, you have taunted me so and I won't take it anymore. Fuck my life."

Don't wind up writing that, I just did and it sucked, trust me. Just visit FML before it's too late.

Congrats, You've Found the Best Page in the Universe

2009-05-04T05:00:00.000-07:00

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net
Disclaimer: If you disagree with anything on the Best Page in the Universe, you're probably wrong. There's good news, however, sometimes it's okay to be wrong, especially when it's this damn entertaining. So if you want to be told what a dumb SOB you are for liking or thinking the wrong things in a way that will make you smile and chuckle before you tackle the computer monitor in a violent storm of vengeful rage, then this is the site for you.

I Talk Herra Good Engrish.

2009-05-03T10:17:00.000-07:00

http://www.engrish.com/Relax, you're not seeing things, there's just a whole mess of mistranslated signs out there. I guess some places can't afford a translator... but sometimes... you know? Next time I'm going to be really careful when I ask where I can find some grapes in this town. Check out Engrish and see how silly signs can get when no one's proofreading.

"Unnecessary" Quotes

2009-05-02T09:10:00.000-07:00

http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/Looking at this sign and about to say something witty? Too late. Someone already did and posted it on the Internet. Don't worry though, they did a good job, you'll definitely wish you'd thought of it "first."

Don't Worry, the Mattress Police Have Our Backs

2009-05-01T11:54:00.000-07:00

http://www.mattresspolice.com/Sometimes all it takes is a little general irreverence to brighten your day. I'd be hard pressed to say this blog is about something specific, more like it's just an amusing view on whatever may be on señor Diesel's mind that day. So go look at some fat chicks in swimsuits or read about the many uses of Clorox Disinfecting Wipes, your day will be better for it.

Oops. FAIL!

2009-04-30T09:16:00.000-07:00

http://failblog.org/The best part is I have a buddy who wore this shirt the other day... hopefully he doesn't see this... or ya know? He might know he's a loser too. Lucky for him I don't think anyone caught him leering over an underaged girl getting sloshed in the hopes that she might pass out long enough to commit a sexual assault. Can't be sure though, stranger things have happened... I think. While I investigate, check out Fail Blog just to make sure you're not up there, if you are... it may be time to move to a country that doesn't have the Internet, those still exist right?