Suckless Blogs

Not Everything Written on the Internet is True

2011-01-18T14:57:00.001-08:00

This is for you Steve, because I know you only believe what you read online.

I Promise To Figure Out How To Suck Less

2009-05-27T09:29:00.001-07:00

Just want to keep everyone afloat of my situation, so here's the steez. I got a new job, great news for most, but it's cutting into my valuable blogging time. Posts will most likely come in the evening instead of mid-day from now on, but I plan on keeping you stocked full of suckless blogs, so don't lose hope! There is still a reason to live, and this blog is it.

Public Embarrasment: Good For The Newspaper, Good For The Soul

2009-05-22T10:45:00.000-07:00

http://criggo.com/

Nothing says good times like watching other people humiliate themselves, and everyone knows, the more public the better. It's funny to think that these newspapers actually have editors who buy off on this stuff, but I guess they have better things to do than their jobs... I mean just check out these great deals! See how stupid newspapers can be at Criggo.

Please Tell Me You've Never (Ever) Done This: Why Women Hate Men

2009-05-12T16:21:00.000-07:00

http://whywomenhatemen.blogspot.com/***NOT 100% WORK SAFE. MOST PAGES ARE BUT OPEN WITH CAUTION***

Have you ever tried to lure a women by posting pictures of your penis or by explaining how you are, "the best clit eater they've ever had taste them?" *shudder* If so, it's time to find an alternative to sex because it's a lost cause. On the off chance this is not how you attempt to court women (while perusing the Internet personals), then let your jaw drop as you read some of the worst personal ads ever posted. This fellas, is why women hate men.

Oops. FAIL!

2009-04-30T09:16:00.000-07:00

http://failblog.org/The best part is I have a buddy who wore this shirt the other day... hopefully he doesn't see this... or ya know? He might know he's a loser too. Lucky for him I don't think anyone caught him leering over an underaged girl getting sloshed in the hopes that she might pass out long enough to commit a sexual assault. Can't be sure though, stranger things have happened... I think. While I investigate, check out Fail Blog just to make sure you're not up there, if you are... it may be time to move to a country that doesn't have the Internet, those still exist right?