Suckless Blogs

Is That A Horn Or A Poop? My Only Kidding.

2009-05-13T11:12:00.000-07:00

http://www.myonlykidding.com/If Satan's horns look like this I can understand why he'd be in such a bad mood all the time, it looks like this lady's forehead is trying to pinch a loaf... gross. I'm going to be honest with you, if this picture doesn't get you interested enough to at least check out this blog, well then your loss. From Japanders to old ladies with horns, there is are quite a few amusing topics broached at My Only Kidding.

Ain't No One Can Rock a Mullet Like Me

2009-05-05T11:00:00.000-07:00

http://mulletlikeme.com/
Do you like NASCAR? If you do, then you probably already know what it's like to be a redneck with a mullet trying to fit into modern society. For the rest of us, we are equally confused by the appeal of cut-off beer shirts and cars turning left over and over again. Luckily, there's one man and his mullet going underground to bring us the perspective of the mullet-laden man in America. Check out Mullet Like Me and see what it's like.

There's no doubt about it--This Is Why You're Fat.

2009-05-01T13:31:00.001-07:00

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/You're not big boned, it's not your metabolism, it IS your fault. If you've ever eaten anything on the This Is Why You're Fat menu you've got no one to blame but yourself for those unwanted pounds. If you can look at this page for more than two minutes without either a) getting sick to your stomach or b) getting heartburn then kudos to you. So check it out, and maybe after hit the treadmill for a few miles just to be safe.